You're so nebulous sometimes
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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