So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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