Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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