I'm laying in your front yard are you home
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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