I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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