Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
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