i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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