I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!