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(604): View more from British Columbia

he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah

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(718): View more from New York

Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up

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(818): View more from California

question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?

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(619): View more from California

our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.

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(636): View more from Missouri

You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.

(314): View more from Missouri

You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.

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