There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I wish I could punch you in the face.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
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is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!