Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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