Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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