Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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