Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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