we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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