My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
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If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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