I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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