i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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