let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Girls should come with a carfax report
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
What a dumb baby whore.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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