so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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