Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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Oh Jesus.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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