I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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