I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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