This girl is more easily done than said...
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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