Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
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his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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What a dumb baby whore.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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