So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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