There is no way he is gay with that hair.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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