): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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