That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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