I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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