The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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