There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
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im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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