I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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