Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
well, you know. whores of a feather.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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