no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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