what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Randomize
