I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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