is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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