Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
