brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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