Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
what is it with giant penises always finding me
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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