whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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