I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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