can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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