i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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