dude i'm inner monologue high
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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