Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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