i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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