I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Please, let me fuck your mom
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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