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I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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