Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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