she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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