How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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