He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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