3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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