i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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