He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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